we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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