Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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