come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i can't believe i had my finger in that
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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