My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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