so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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