somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
