So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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