Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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