Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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