Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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