No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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