so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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