I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
