woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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