Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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