I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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