anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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