Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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