I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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