so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I am naked and annoyed.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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