Got a toothbrush?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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