butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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