I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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