Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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