I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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