I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
