we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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