Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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