Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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