Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm passing your future prison.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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