out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
