I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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