Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
