I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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