I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
