just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wish you could order shots online.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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