So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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