I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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