In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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