How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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