their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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