You surviving the open bar?
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
