Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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