i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your cock deserves a montage
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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