he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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