just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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