We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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