So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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