the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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