Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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