Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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