loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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