the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
how drunk are you?
Several
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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