Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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