you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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