I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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