I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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