PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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