White coat. Heels.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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